I don't know you, but I fear you, because your post is practically identical to what I was going to say.

Follow: "Death to all adverbs!" (Yossarian, Catch-22)

Ignore: Never end a sentence with a preposition.
I actually tried doing this when I first started writing fiction, but I quickly realized that the sentences I was constructing were a form of English that no one ever speaks. So I chucked it.