The Lifecycle of Stretch Denim
Day 1: Oh my God, these pants are so tight! The carbs in those carrot sticks must have made me gain 50 pounds!
Day 2: Oh my God, these pants fit great! Check out my hot ass!
Day 3: Oh my God, these pants are so loose! I must have cancer!
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Day 2: Oh my God, these pants fit great! Check out my hot ass!
Day 3: Oh my God, these pants are so loose! I must have cancer!
Wash, rinse, repeat.
