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prillalar ([personal profile] prillalar) wrote2006-08-04 09:31 pm
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PoT Fic: Exclusive (Shiba/Kawamura)

THIS IS WRONG OMG! And whoever uploaded Sex Bomb in the last while? Thank you.


Exclusive by Halrloprillalar
Prince of Tennis, Shiba/Kawamura, R, 800 words.
PWfuckingP. Christ.

Thanks to Pond for the title.



"I don't really understand tennis," Shiba said. "But I like it."

Kawamura smiled a little and wondered where Fuji had got to.

"Your doubles match." Shiba ran her tongue over her lips. They were red and shiny. "You played so well. I could tell that tennis means a lot to you."

"Um," Kawamura said. "It was mostly Fuji."

"Oh, no." Shiba stepped closer. Her camera was on a strap around her neck and when she moved, it sort of bounced. Over her bosoms. Um. "Without your power, you would have lost."

"No," Kawamura said, backing up a bit. "Without Fuji's skill..."

"You're too modest." Her eyes were big and bright and looking right at him. "You underestimate..." She drew a deep breath and let it out. There was more bouncing. "...your skill."

Kawamura backed up more and hit the fence.

"I'd like to get..." Shiba leaned in until she was so close, so close!, that Kawamura could smell her perfume and her hair gel and her moist breath. It made him dizzy. "...an exclusive interview."

She took his wrist and pulled him and he followed her. He didn't want to be rude. From behind, she kind of wiggled as she walked and it sort of made his stomach wiggle too.

"In here," she said and pulled him into a closet where nets were piled and balls were heaped and lights were dim. "So tell me, Kawamura-kun, to what do you attribute your extraordinary power and vitality?"

"I train a lot," he said. Her hair brushed her neck and it was so pretty.

"I bet you do." She lifted the camera and blinded him. Kawamura rubbed his eyes.

Shiba rubbed his shoulder. Um.

"What?" This seemed really odd for an interview.

"Do you have a girlfriend, Kawamura-kun?" Shiba leaned in close and all of a sudden they were touching, her bosoms, her breasts!, were bushing his chest and that made him feel nervous in his head and twisty in his stomach and really warm down in his...area.

"No," he said and tried to back up again, but the closet was small and there was nowhere to go. "We're not allowed to date."

"This will be our secret then," she said. He could feel the words she spoke, buzzing over, under, inside his skin, but he wasn't sure he quite understood them. "Don't tell Inoue-senpai."

"I won't tbglr--" he said as Shiba pressed her mouth, her mouth!, up against his and did something that could only be kissing.

Nervous turned to panic. Twisty turned to panic. Warm turned to oh my fucking god.

"Relax," she said, like that was even possible, and ran her tongue over his.

This was better. Better than karate, better than sushi, better than tennis. Kawamura was still very, very confused scared um, but wouldn't it be rude to run out, even if he wanted to? So he tried to kiss. He moved his mouth and licked at Shiba's tongue and put his hands around her tiny waist.

"Oh, you are trained," she said against his lips. "Let nee-san give you a treat." She put one hand over his, on her waist, and picked it up.

Her hand was small, tiny, a woman's hand, wrapped around his, her small, tiny fingers touching his rough, tennis-callused man skin. Like she liked it!

She slid his hand inside her shirt.

It was soft, but lots of things were soft, like a towel after a match, like a handful of rice. This was soft like a pick that stabs into your brain, with a hard bit like a pebble that your rub with your thumb and oh my god.

"Oh!" said Shiba, with a catch in her voice, and Kawamura felt like he would come apart, fly apart, oh my god.

"Please," said Shiba and pressed up so tight against him, like in that movie that Momoshiro sent him the web link to, all her breasts and thighs and why is this happening? and her breasts against his body, his fingers curling around her breast and his dick poking against her thigh and how embarrassing he wanted to die.

"Let me help you," said Shiba, with her sweet breath against Kawamura's face and her sweet hand against Kawamura's shorts, pulling them, out, down, shorts, boxers, her hand there oh my god.

"Here," said Shiba, "a little push," and he was, he was, she was tight and hot and his face hurt, his chest hurt. "Move," said Shiba, and he tried to move. Oh.

"Oh," said Shiba, her voice so high and sweet and Kawamura felt his face screw up, crumple, oh my god. He moved, moved, hands on her waist, oh. Like sucking in a bubble that you've blown, like the burn after 200 push-ups, like the look on Fuji's face when Kawamura takes a point.

Burning.

"Oh," said Shiba, and they were still. "Do you have a handkerchief?"

-fin-

[identity profile] happiestwhen.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god.

Hahahaha, my reaction exactly. *_____* Taka's voice is hilariously wee and teenagey-awkward.
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[identity profile] vissy.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Bosoms and Man Skin! That's what you should call it.

I hope Shiba gets the photos published in Tennis Monthly.

[identity profile] ponderosa121.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
That was just twenty kinds of hotwrong. Possibly even hotter than Sakaki porn. *squirm*

..and I suggest "exclusive" >:D
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[personal profile] mayhap 2006-08-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
That is just the cutest thing ever. And insanely, ridiculously, disturbingly hot, oh my god.

I would suggest a title except my titles suck and no one should take title suggestions from me.

[identity profile] grasshopper.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
HAL, OH HAL. ♥♥

Poor Taka! Then again, maybe not :P Also, this line makes me really happy:

Like sucking in a bubble that you've blown, like the burn after 200 push-ups, like the look on Fuji's face when Kawamura takes a point.

[identity profile] lynnmonster.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Holy crap.

(And dear sweet baboo, the last line absolutely slayed me.)

[identity profile] zukkii.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I do indeed believe not only has my brain broken, but you are in my head. I've been debating whether or not to write this exact pairing.

I'd call this 'Attributes'. But that's just me.
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[personal profile] qem_chibati 2006-08-05 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding exclusive.

Memoring this. Don't normally like PWP, but I enjoyed this. =D

[identity profile] kat8cha.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
XDDD

I'm more amused by the amount of Fuji in there then anything else.

Bad Shiba! We all know you perv on the boys, but seriously!

Though Taka is a catch....

[identity profile] thesundaywriter.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
That was so wrong but oh so good at the same time ^^ Hope you write more!

[identity profile] hyungniiim.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
You have SOOOOOOO killed me with this.
Crack, absolute crack and yet Shiba seems perfect.
and Taka... poor awkward Taka. @_@

[identity profile] quinesale.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
*LOL*
That was so funny. Poor Kawamura.
Wonderful! :D

[identity profile] kankyuuhin.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Taka-san! NaughtyShiba OMGWTF!

Handkerchief. LOL. It was great though! Loved it. :3
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[identity profile] fluttering.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
*dead*

Oh my um XDDD

[identity profile] sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That was friggin' awesome. There should be a series with all of the Seigaku regulars!!!! :D

[identity profile] moshesque.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank God for fumbly teenage boys. *G* That was a riot!

:) :)

[identity profile] cosmic-kath.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
..............

Yeah, yeah, I love it when you're drunk. Holy shit.

[identity profile] pixxers.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
'Shiba does Seigaku'. This screams for series. Of course, Fuji will probably do her with the vibrator he keeps in Inui's bag and Shiba will have to hang on to it after if she's going to have a go at Tezuka, but...

haha, that was outstanding. ♥ After the recent OVA's, I was sad to see those acres of boobs going to waste. :D

[identity profile] reposoir.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I read this last night and while I was slightly traumatized, more of me was saying "YES FINALLY A TAKA-SAN HETFIC!" to notice.

Yeah gods, you are amazing Hal.

And a little scary, too. ;)

[identity profile] muscatlove.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, "all kinds of wrong" sums it up nicely. ♥ The ladies deserve to get in on the action every so often. ^^ I love it! (You know, I have a terribly wrong doujinshi called "Lawnmower" wherein Fuji and Shiba have locker room sex that involves Fuji using Shiba's zoom lens in ways the manufacturer never intended, this would be a lovely counterpart to it. XD;;;)
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Shiba <i>naughty</i>!

[personal profile] venivincere 2006-08-05 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)

Kawamura: "We're not allowed to date."
Shiba (with actions, not words): "Oh, honey, that's not what it's called."
Burning.

There. are. no. words.

[identity profile] ad-exia.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Ohhhh man Shiba's a dirtly little whore! XD; ::dead::

[identity profile] vlvtnightmare.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. o.o I kept expecting Fuji to show up at any moment to join in put a stop to it. This was good, hehehe.
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[personal profile] annotated_em 2006-08-05 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Oh, wow.

I bow to your genius.

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