As usual, I find myself wanting to quote all of your story back at you. I love this so much. And, just to continue in the vein of your marvellous way with the thirteen-year-old mind, If I love it so much, why don't I marry it! Well, fine. May I present you with this towel? Good, we are now engaged.

Er, don't mind me; I haven't slept in a while ;)