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prillalar ([personal profile] prillalar) wrote2006-03-01 07:59 pm

If I lived there, I'd have to kill myself.

I was chatting with [livejournal.com profile] kestrelsan tonight and she told me about a customer at work who had an address on Pony Farm Drive. I had never heard such a cute address before. I don't think I could really bring myself to live there. What about you?

[Poll #683019]

[identity profile] iamrosalita.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a Pony Farm Drive in my town.

[identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I used to live on a Klondike Road. In FLORIDA. What were they thinking?

[identity profile] barkley.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Move because if I have to live in cutesy name street, I'm moving to Columbia, MD where no one will make fun of my street name because theirs are all stupid too and mine will be the coolest of all being Ridermark Row.

[identity profile] neeteeus.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
On the way to Manitouwadge, there's a 'Yellow Brick Rd'. It leads to one of the goldmines.

Yeah.

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If I lived on Pony Farm Drive...

[personal profile] copracat 2006-03-01 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I would open a Pony Farm and populate it with beautiful pony boys and pony girls, bridled with the softest leather, stabled in the satiniest and velvetiest luxury, ridden hard and never, ever, ever put away wet.

If I...

[identity profile] yukihime9.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
If I lived on Pony Farm Drive, I would use My Little Pony toys as garden decorations. There wouldn't be a single potted plant without a plastic, glittery pony next to it.
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[personal profile] pauraque 2006-03-01 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That also would make it really weird when you tried to figure out your porn star name. It'd be like, Rover Pony Farm.

[identity profile] i-smile.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If the lobby didn't work, I'd move to Megalong [no street-type indicator].

[identity profile] tir.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'd find myself compelled to move back to Portland so I could find a place on Failing St.

[identity profile] kestrelsan.livejournal.com 2006-03-02 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
*laugh* You are such a freak.

[identity profile] 1-mad-squirrel.livejournal.com 2006-03-02 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
It could be worse. It could be "Daisy Hill Puppy Farm Drive".

[identity profile] resonant8.livejournal.com 2006-03-02 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I used to live very close to the intersection of Noyes (pronounced "noise") and Payne. I always thought the corner of Noyes and Payne would be a great place to put a dentist's office.

[identity profile] ladysunflow.livejournal.com 2006-03-02 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'd claim it's actually PoRny Farm Drive.

[identity profile] deepfryerfire.livejournal.com 2006-03-02 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Good 'ole 'Hobbits Glen'. Though if you want the nadir of Columbia place names, it's hard to beat 'Village of King's Contrivance'.

Re: If I lived on Pony Farm Drive...

[identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com 2006-03-02 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
You win. (:
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[personal profile] auroramama 2006-03-02 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't move unless the other residents started in on the pink pony theme. At least it's all short words in something like Basic English, as opposed to "Wintry Snowcrystal Road" or similar McMansion Development coinages. And in some parts of the country, "pony" might make people think of "cow pony", not "my little".
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Re: If I lived on Pony Farm Drive...

[personal profile] copracat 2006-03-02 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew the porn hobby would come in useful someday!

[identity profile] iamrosalita.livejournal.com 2006-03-03 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, no. In spite of the cute name, it's not a particularly nice area. Which is sad, really.

[identity profile] tir.livejournal.com 2006-03-03 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. But I think it might be less depressing to live there than on the Pony Farm Lane in the long run.

[identity profile] katelikewhoa.livejournal.com 2006-03-12 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Just friends-friending, but i think i can beat pony farm drive- a friend lives on daisy street in fairy meadow. no kidding.

[identity profile] katelikewhoa.livejournal.com 2006-03-16 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i think he feels it threatens his masculinity. personally, it sounds so nice that it must have something malevolent going on, like streetlamps that eat people.