Angel

[prillalar]

Wesley lay dead on the floor. Suddenly, most of SG-1 burst through the door. "Hurry," Daniel said. "My vision told me we don't have much time."

Teal'c picked up Wesley and Sam shot a couple of demon guards who were trying to kill them. They got Wesley into the car and then a plane and then they were all back at the SGC, where they had a sarcophagus, which SG-13 had just brought back from a very exciting and dangerous off-world mission.

They put Wesley into the sarcophagus and it brought him back to life. Since it was only once, it didn't make him evil or anything. It made him mostly sane, though.

"Thank you," Wesley said, although he was still quite melancholy and also rather confused. "How did you find me?"

"I had a vision," Daniel said. "I sometimes get them, from when I used to be ascended to another plane."

Wesley was really interested in that so he and Daniel discussed it until Sam got bored and wandered off. Teal'c listened politely, even though he was bored too.

Suddenly, an owl flew into the room! "How did that get in here?" Daniel said.

The owl had a note for Wesley. It was confirming his appointment as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. "Oh, good," Wesley said. "That's got to be a lot safer than my last few jobs."

Daniel helped Wesley get a new, more appropriate wardrobe, then Wesley flew off to Scotland and arrived at Hogwarts. Everybody loved him, even Professor Snape, although he tried really hard to hide it.

There was a new Arithmancy professor too, a frighteningly intellectual Canadian woman. She and Wesley fell in love and got married and lived happily ever after, after helping to defeat Voldemort. They had no children and two cats and wrote six books together and were respected by everyone.

The End

Also: Anne! How cool was that?

Comments

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

::falls on you in adoring, post-finale-sniffly manner::

[destina.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Well, that lifted my dark and silent loathing for Joss Whedon. For a second, anyway. Thanks. *g*

[vonniek.livejournal.com]

I sort of love you. Is that OK?

[maidenjedi]

Yay! You uncovered the *real* ending!

[xsmoonshine.livejournal.com]

That was so touching and sweet. Did SG-1 go to visit him occasionally afterwards? What about Thor? =)

[rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com]

My partner was half-listening to the show while playing Nethack, and after reading this he said, "I thought I heard SG-1 burst in there somewhere!" Obviously, this was meant to be canon.

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Hey! No fair! That last bit must have been pre-empted here in NY.

:::sniff::

I'd really have liked to have seen the SG1 crossover. And the frighteningly intellectual Canadian woman, of course.

*g*

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

I love you. I know I don't say it enough.

*sends flowers*

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

ohthankgoodness. much better.

[prillalar]

*holds you*

[prillalar]

Hee! I guess a second is better than nothing. *g*

[prillalar]

Mais oui!

[prillalar]

It's my Sekrit Super Power. *g*

[prillalar]

Yes, most of them did. As a result, Daniel met up with Bill Weasley and they ran off to Egypt together, Snape fell for Sam and thus doomed himself to an untimely demise, and Teal'c turned out to have been a wizard all along.

Thor was, of course, off with Jack after the Real Ending to Stargate S7.

[prillalar]

Hee! Obviously!

[prillalar]

Yeah, we get the extra good stuff that they don't think the US audience can handle.

Most Canadian women are frighteningly intellectual. But some, you know, more than others. *g*

[prillalar]

Aw. :) *hugs you*

[prillalar]

I know, it's such a relief.

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

Snape fell for Sam and thus doomed himself to an untimely demise

Bwahahahaha!

I'm so glad I skipped the entire season and just tuned in for your brilliant conclusion.

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. I was almost worried about Wesley for a second.

*sniff*

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

No, no! It happened *this* way: Wesley did not die. Well, he did, but immediately after Illyria stormed out of the house, a Healer of the Clan Wishfulfillment happened by. She sensed a troubled soul lurking and upon finding Wesley’s body, reached out and with her hands enveloped him in soft, glowing light and healed his wounds. Wesley took a gasping breath, starting awake to find himself unmarked well within the five minute lack of brain damage window. The Healer than asked him if he’d like a quiet place to recuperate from the trials of the past three years. He told her he would like that above all else. So she created a portal to her ancestral lands, a small cavern beneath a park in Northern Virginia, where Wesley renewed the peace of his soul and distanced himself from his grief. And if, one day, he should happen to be sitting in the park and spy a young lady walking two small white fluffy dogs and decide to say hello? I’m certain we’d end up in a meaningful relationship.

[prillalar]

They always come back. :)

[prillalar]

Ha! My retcon is stronger than your retcon! He's mine!

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

And found himself covered in Brood X cicadas, most likely!

[spherissa.livejournal.com]

love it love you

[dexwebster]

Um. I don't know you, but if I may say so, I love you.

*sniffles*

[cellia.livejournal.com]

I couldn't read this until I'd seen my tape of the finale--but it's *brilliant*

[prillalar]

Aw, thanks!

[prillalar]

Hee! I bask in your not-quite-anonymous affection.

Re: *sniffles*

[prillalar]

Thank you. :) Now he's mine, all mine!