This is what happens when you don't watch enough TV.

[prillalar]

For the hp100 "one year later" challenge: A Whole Year - Crabbe, Goyle, and a Very Special Day.

For the snape100 Death Eater challenge: Duties and Obligations.

And a saucy meme:

If I were yours and you could have your way with me, what would you do?

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[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

If I were yours and you could have your way with me, what would you do?

Get you drunk on Guinness and persuade you to try writing original fiction. And after that, watch porn and then--who knows? ;)

[millefiori.livejournal.com]

I loved the two drabbles -- can definitely relate to Snape's predicament. I want to be left completely and totally alone...except for when I don't. Felt sorry for poor Goyle, although that ginger pressing of lips doesn't exactly speak of a grand passion. And just trust the two of them to think waking up in a closet together means you're gay!

If I were yours and you could have your way with me, what would you do?

I'd dress you in a skimpy, revealing outfit and have you tell me stories of the further adventures of Oliver and Marcus while you massage my feet, back, neck, etc. Oh, and kisses -- you'd have to give me lots of kisses (but preferably not after you've been drinking Guinness). Hmmm. I suspect there wouldn't be a lot in it for you. Probably best this is hypothetical -- I'd make a very selfish and demanding master!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I would sit you down and find out what kind of cuisine you like, and we'd go out and eat it and giggle about our interests and slash would be a prominent part of the conversation and we'd think it would be kinda fun to have people eavesdropping on us, and then we'd go home and I'd watch over your shoulder as you composed stories and I'd make you do your thinking out loud so that I could learn from your mad skillz.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

i think i already commented elsewhere but damn, i´m sure glad to have found your fics! ♥

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I decline to answer that question on the grounds I may tend to incriminate myself.

(:

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I think I'd play Boggle with you. Or find two other friends and play Taboo, or some other word game. Or Mad Libs! Yes! Mad Libs!

[bowdlerized.livejournal.com]

Muwahaha...uh, karaoke bar?

And then we could go play Boggle with Isis afterward.

[prillalar]

Woo hoo! Who knows what I might write when I'm drunk? *g* And bring on the porn. :)

[prillalar]

I'm glad you liked the drabbles! And for you, I'll lay off the Guinness. The erotic adventures of Marcus and Oliver! Sounds like fun. :)

[prillalar]

Those fannish outings are the best. Especially when the room has one of those lulls, like they sometimes do, and someone says something very embarassing right out loud. *g*

Maybe someday we'll get to go out for real. We can drink beer and write drabbles on napkins. :)

[prillalar]

Thank you! I'm really glad you're enjoying them. (And I hope that wasn't word for word what I said in the last response. *g*)

[prillalar]

Hee! You are excused. :)

[prillalar]

Yay games! And we'll drink wine and build some HP LEGO kits for you to put on your desk.

[prillalar]

I've never been to karaoke, for some reason. We'll have to drink a lot of beer to start off with.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

i´ll go and compare ;P

but what else is there to say *g* anyway, i had to stop after a while, but hope to return.

All your ways are belong to me!

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

First I would hug you! Then I would shave your head. Those clippers are like tiny buzzy lawn mowers. Suave! Then I would pet your head. Head petting! Then we will play drinking games (take a drink every time a hobbit cries! Take a drink every time there's a horsey! Take a drink every time a hobbit cries!-- wait, I already (hic!) said that...) Then more head rubbing, and if there's time, some quiet reflection with colored pens and 1000 White Cards. Maybe finger puppets.

Good times.